Schlumppy

So I am such a shlump, it was so cold this morning and I was tired so . . . I totally dropped Grace off in my giant jean skirt that is to the floor and is missing the button so I use paperclips to keep it shut and Peter's giant blue sweater that I essentially swim in. I can only imagine what people thought when I walked into school this morning. Granted I am no supermodel in the mornings generally, but this morning I think I might have looked like a walking laundry hamper just swimming in clothes, not to mention the slapping jean noise that this monstrosity of a skirt makes when you walk. It screams Little House on the Prairie, all I need is a bonnet and a basket of wildflowers to fit in. I am the poster child for that show What Not to Wear today. I could take a picture so you can see what I mean, but I won't subject you to the horror that is my wardrobe choice today.