Quotes

So while at the doctor's office with my sick little man I was reading this magazine and they had a page of quotes that I thought were so funny so I had to share!



" Golf wear is the disturbing thing that happens when men take an interest in fashion."



"Sign of a great housekeeper - You haven't misplaced your house once."



" Nothing says 'new mom' like a baby in a dry-clean-only sweater." (my fave!)



"Don't the tires rotate themselves every time the car is driven?"



Kids occasionally need space. Adults occasionally need martinis. Don't mess with a system that works."



"Achieving work/life balance is easy. Especailly if you like creating synergies and leveraging your core competencies in your free time." (Scarily, I know people who talk this way and I have no idea what it means.)



Hope you got a smile out of one of these!